Canamurica Day is back, you beautiful babies! Today we celebrate the birthdays of two of the greatest – and definitely the only two – nations in North America: the United States and Canada. The combination of the soaring eagle, and the mighty moose, these two global powerhouses have brought the world so much: the lightbulb, large scale white collar crime that defrauds pensioners, Cheez Whiz, Florida, and the Liver King. Wait, those are all U.S. contributions. We Canadians brought you basketball, Ted Cruz, maple syrup and the Wonderbra. Tomato, to-mah-to.

Jokes aside, for all of our faults, we are pretty great nations filled with a hilarious amalgam of people. And as a token of our love for each other, and the world as a whole we're launching the greatest contest ever created. It combines the two most important Canamerican loves: free prizes and laughing at stupid shit...

How To Win Free Stuff

Here's the deal: you help us create designs for our swag store and we give you sick prizes like free Lifetime Windscribe Pro, Steam gift cards, Discord Nitro, gentle kisses that scratch slightly because we haven't shaved in weeks, and free merch!

Click here for Contest Rules and Requirements

Enter the contest on:

• Reddit - Click here to enter
• Discord - Click here to enter
• X - Click here to enter

Winning submissions will be featured on the Windscribe Swag Store, giving you the opportunity to make the whole world recognize your genius. Then you can screencap it and put it on your Tinder profile and pick up a VPN loving mate, or a real All-American alpha-dawg/self-described tier-one operator-hero that's "fluent in sarcasm" and screams in their sleep. Ah, l'amour!