"we live in a society where conservatives believe in magical weather control machines but not climate change."

They're so useful, you might as well get 'em on sale, too.

When Naomi Watts tried to grocery shop after having a baby, so many paparazzi swarmed the store that the police had to be called in.

Musk tweeted, "What's the time? Oh look, it's no-one-has-been-arrested-o'clock again …"

"Come November 2026, they’re gonna have to face the voters," Warren said of Republicans after the Senate passed Trump's megabill.