After all, he struck a different tone on social media over the weekend. "Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!!"
Imagine a drinking game with a shot for every exclamation mark.
Trump is joining other world leaders in Egypt on Monday to discuss the Gaza ceasefire, so there will be plenty of opportunity for fresh headlines.
Beijing replied by defending its restrictions on rare earth minerals and refusing to take a call from the White House, which is all par for the course by now.
Trade data spoke to China's resilience as exports jumped 8.3% y/y in September, twice the forecast, while imports handily beat estimates. Exports of rare earths fell 31% from August, presumably as it tightened the screws on Western tech and defence manufacturers.
Investors seem to assume the November deadline will be extended again and it's safe to be back in the water, so S&P 500 futures rallied 1.3%, Nasdaq futures 1.8%. Expectations remain high for the Q3 earnings season that starts this week with the major banks. European stock futures are up between 0.2% and 0.5%.