Hey little friends,

Nothing like one more Black Friday email in all caps so it gets mixed up with all the other 9,999 ones in your inbox, but this one is worth it!!

Plus, with all this AI thingy going on, we decided we wouldn't even spell check this email, so you know there's a human non English native speaker behind the keyboard nagging you about discounts.

All jokes aside, these are great discounts on equally great products. Premium underwear made in Portugal, with the exclusive pixel design.

Going back to our overlord AI's, try to ask them for an image of pixelated underwear, they never nail this design. This either speaks to their unperforming abilities or to our disturbed brains which imagined this in the first place, both frightening, but only one in the line to take of the world (please, let it be us, please please please).

Love,
Cesária & Sebastião
The eternal Maison Pixel’s CEOs, CMOs, CFOs & UFOs

Well, against all good marketing practices that AI would spew about keeping the text lean on a newsletter, here is a text that 0.1% will read to the end. If you are still one fan of human craftsmanship of hand writing newsletters and made it all the way here, then add - ireadthewholething on checkout for an extra 10% off, LOL.