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Today’s cartoon, by Matt Reuter:

The door to the Situation Room is open revealing an agenda list written out on a board. Tasks such as “Define Timeline,” “Ground Operations,” and “Resource Allocation” are crossed out. The remaining items are “Maple or Oak Floors?” and “Chandelier Options.”

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