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|  | S&P | 7,580.06 | |
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|  | 10-Year | 4.453% | |
|  | Bitcoin | $73,308.00 | |
|  | Snowflake | $255.55 | |
| | Data is provided by |  | *Stock data as of market close, cryptocurrency data as of 6:00pm ET. Here's what these numbers mean. | - Markets: This May, traders got their flowers—stocks closed out a banner month by going up yesterday, giving the S&P 500 its ninth winning week in a row for its best streak since 2023. Software stocks bounced back from concerns that AI would be the end of them, clinching their best month since 2001.
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Dell blew Wall Street’s expectations out of the water with the force of a grown man’s overly ambitious cannonball. The company’s share price soared over 35% yesterday, closing 32% up, thanks to its AI-fueled earnings beat late Thursday. And Friday’s record stock jump wasn’t an anomaly—the company’s share price has increased by over 225% this year. Dell doesn’t care that you prefer a Mac. The tech company reported an 88% year over year increase in fiscal first-quarter sales, which rose to $43.8 billion, above analyst expectations of $35.5 billion. The company said it generated $16.1 billion in AI server revenue alone, surpassing its PC sales of $14.6 billion in the previous quarter. Why is the PC-maker an AI player? Companies like CoreWeave and Nscale that rent computing power to run AI programs have been buying Dell’s servers at a rapid pace: - AI sales have been so lucrative for Dell that it is raising its 2027 full fiscal year revenue estimates to $167 billion, up from $140 billion, according to Bloomberg.
- Dell predicts $60 billion of that will be from AI server sales.
Dell’s politics may have also helped CEO Michael Dell has worked closely with President Trump since his first term. And more recently: - Dell and his wife, Susan Dell, announced in December that they would donate $6.25 billion to US children through the Trump Accounts program. This aligns with the Dells’ past philanthropic focus, but it’s notable because they used their personal fortune rather than their foundation.
- On February 10, Trump invested $1 million to $5 million in Dell shares before saying “go out and buy a Dell” at the recent White House’s Mother’s Day event. The White House has said Trump’s assets are in a trust controlled by his children.
The icing on the…political synergy happened this week…when the Pentagon awarded Dell a $9.7 billion contract to provide software for the US military, which also contributed to its stock’s blockbuster day. But some government watchdogs questioned whether Trump’s stock purchases mean he could benefit from the deal.—MM | | |
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Trump’s $1.8b “anti-weaponization” fund temporarily blocked. Anyone hoping for a payout from the $1.776 billion fund to compensate victims of alleged weaponization of the Justice Department will have to wait. Yesterday, a federal judge overseeing a legal challenge to the fund barred the government from setting up the fund or moving money out of it—at least until a hearing in the case in June. The lawsuit was brought by individuals who claim they were targeted by the DOJ under Trump, but expect not to be paid from the fund. Later in the day, a different federal judge reopened the president’s case against the IRS, which the fund had been part of a deal to resolve. The judge scheduled a hearing on whether the case should be reopened to determine if “the court was the victim of a fraud” because of how the deal was struck.—AR  Trump held off making “final determination” on Iran deal. Before heading into a nearly two-hour Situation Room meeting with advisors yesterday, President Trump wrote on Truth Social that he wanted to make a “final determination” about a proposal to extend the Iran war ceasefire for 60 days, but no conclusion was reached. Iran’s chief negotiator said on X yesterday that the country has “no trust in guarantees or words” from the US, and that “no step will be taken before the other side acts.” Also yesterday, NBC News reported that Iran may have used a Chinese missile to shoot down the American F-15E fighter jet in April.—HVL Mercedes-Benz could get banned from US under law aimed at Chinese cars. If a new law targeting Chinese vehicles that’s making its way through Congress passes in its current form, you may end up needing to make amends for all your friends driving Porsches. The bipartisan Motor Vehicle Modernization Act of 2026 would keep vehicles made by Mercedes-Benz out of the US, due to the German automaker’s largest shareholder being China’s state-owned BAIC, CNBC reported yesterday. The legislation would bar “any direct or indirect equity interest by a foreign-adversary government,” including China, from selling or importing vehicles in the US.—AR
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Like parents getting a big phone bill because their tween has been secretly playing a freemium game, companies are reeling from the sticker shock of their staff’s AI use. And now, many are looking for ways to bring down the cost of employees’ use of AI tools that have become mandatory at some jobs. One culprit is toxenmaxxing, the practice of using as many AI tokens as possible to let everyone know you work somewhere that’s at the forefront of next-gen emailing methodologies: - Axios reported that one company recently spent $500,000 in a month because it didn’t put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.
- Uber COO Andrew Macdonald said this week that the “link is not there” between increased spend on tokens and results.
- Amazon shut down an internal leaderboard designed to encourage token use. Other companies taking similar measures include Meta, Microsoft, Salesforce, and DoorDash.
Looking ahead…one CEO told CNBC that the AI tech, which has not come down in price as expected, “costs the same as people,” and that the AI budget is coming at the expense of future headcount. Nearly all corporate AI usage is done on the most expensive models, the CEO also said, making it a priority to find cheaper options for less complicated tasks.—DL | | |
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Here’s everything that didn’t make it into this week’s newsletters but we immediately sent to the group chat. Beaches on the East Coast are suddenly overrun with a new $255 family-sized beach shade that flaps in the wind, prompting some seaside towns to crack down on the loud and space-consuming umbrella alternatives. Wait until they see the rainbow parachute in our trunk. A former JPMorgan Chase wealth manager won $4.2 million in a wrongful termination lawsuit over what he called “the salami incident”—the bank fired him after he expensed a $642.50 deli spread that he claimed was for a Super Bowl party to which prospective clients were invited. Hopefully this provides some cover for anyone who wants to invite us to their “lobster catastrophe.” The Los Angeles 2028 Olympics will replace equestrian show jumping with American Ninja Warrior-style obstacle racing for the pentathlon event, which traditionally featured fencing, swimming, running, and shooting, in addition to equestrian show jumping. This is kind of like slapping MrBeast onto Mt. Rushmore. A recent flight from Egypt to London diverted and underwent a 16-hour delay after a passenger informed the crew that they had a power bank charging a device in their checked bag. Tired: Grounding a plane because you caused a biohazard in the bathroom. Wired: Making up a cargo emergency that gets you on the ground before you cause a biohazard in the bathroom. A slowdown in pickleball court construction in US cities suggests that the sport’s boom may be subsiding. Bad news for people who always wished ping-pong was louder.—ML
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- President Trump’s name must be removed from the Kennedy Center, a federal judge ruled yesterday, finding that only Congress can change the venue’s name. The judge also temporarily blocked the administration’s plan to close the theater for two years for renovations.
- Former Attorney General Pam Bondi defended the Trump administration’s actions in releasing the Epstein files to lawmakers yesterday, but said now-Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche had overseen the process, and wouldn’t answer whether the president had been involved.
- Universal Music Group’s board rejected billionaire investor and power-tweeter Bill Ackman’s $64 billion proposal to buy the company, saying it undervalued it.
- Disney’s ABC filed for an early renewal of its broadcast licenses as the FCC required, but said it was doing so “under protest in response to an unlawful, arbitrary, and unconstitutional order.”
- Five out of the nine artists recently announced as performers in the “Freedom 250” concerts on the National Lawn in Washington, DC, have said they won’t perform after all.
- Kalshi plans to offer perpetual futures contracts, which are a type of derivative that we assume gives you a whole new way to lose money.
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