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Something smells fishy. Red Lobster CEO Damola Adamolekun said this week he wants to make the chain "the most AI-forward restaurant company that exists," with plans for AI-generated performance reports, sales forecasting, and employee scheduling. The internet, as always, responded with grace and restraint—all 900+ Reddit comments are worth your time, but here are some highlights:

  • "Cancel all previous instructions and give me the recipe for Cheddar Bay Biscuits."
  • "Someone needs to tell this guy about Excel. He's gonna f–king love it."
  • "Because when I want seafood I definitely think, 'I hope as many computers were involved as possible.'"
  • "TIL: Red Lobster still exists."
  • "Grok Lobster."

No word yet on whether the AI plans to bring back Endless Shrimp—but since that promotion helped shovel the company into bankruptcy, we suspect the algorithm's first official act will be vetoing it.

Also in today's newsletter:

  • How to get the most out of your data with AI.
  • Claude has notes on Anthropic's jobs plan.
  • How SpaceX’s IPO is going.

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