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Monday, July 20, 2026

 

A completely normal reaction to a single drop of rain. [New Line Cinema]

Blame it on the rain

Precipitation has been so fleeting lately. I don’t know about you, but my conspiracy theory is that rain is intentionally avoiding my yard. The skies go all dark and cloudy and rumbly, like, HERE WE GO! And then, nothing.

After plenty of false starts, a drenching dose of summer rain actually blessed Tampa Bay this weekend. Instantly, I became:

Twila, a chic yet sullen 1930s woman who recently lost her husband to consumption. She reluctantly boards a train bound for upstate New York to live with her wealthy, emotionally absent uncle. During a thunderstorm, the lights flicker to blackness in the dining car before coming back on. Twila’s luggage, which contains a rare filigree and pearl pendant passed down for generations, is missing. Twila must solve the crime — and find a second chance at love — before the train docks at Buffalo Central Terminal. 

Monique, a former hippie and street artist who has accepted a stable job teaching high school art in 1997. She calls in sick in silent protest over the school district’s new policy prohibiting the study of nude sculpture. As the rain pounds against Monique’s roof, she clutches a cup of Rooibos tea and wonders, “When did I stop answering to myself?” For the first time in 10 years, she takes off her antique spoon bracelet, rolls up her sleeves and grabs a paintbrush. The thunder rumbles overhead and in her heart.

Sara Beth, a 15-year-old, straight-A student who's never taken a chance on anything. When the school’s outdoor semi-formal, A Night Under The Stars, falls apart on account of weather, Sara Beth is distraught. She’s reading her geometry textbook when she hears a pebble fly against the window. It’s Joel, the neighbor boy. He’s sitting atop her childhood slide in the pouring rain, grinning. Sara Beth rolls her eyes, but he doesn’t budge. She steps onto the porch and yells, “ARE YOU CRAZY?” Joel slides down and says, “Yeah. Crazy for you.” They dance in the rain.

You know, stuff like that!

 
 

My worst nightmare. [TNS]

Spot the smellier story

Thinking about these fictional characters was a lot more fun than thinking about data centers and diarrhea, which is how I spent last week. For one, I had to learn how to spell diarrhea, which has taken me days to master. I'm having flashbacks to the fourth grade when we had to write down one thing we learned that week. I wrote that I learned how to spell "AUSTRALLIA." The teacher wrote in the margins, "No, you didn't," which haunts me to this day.

Anyway, diarrheal syntax is not a skill I craved for my LinkedIn. But here we are with explosive poos spreading across the country. A columnist such as myself has a few directions to go when bathroom business rules the news cycle. Strictly blue humor. Relatable take on permission to avoid salads. Hard-hitting critique of an administration that literally cancelled mandatory cyclospora pathogen tracking last year. I couldn't choose, so I settled on all three.

Read it: Americans can’t handle a diarrhea apocalypse

On the topic of poo, let's learn about data centers together. To me, this is the perfect topic for our Make It Make Sense series because it can easily feel overwhelming. What are they, exactly? Will Florida get them? Do we already have them? And why does almost everyone, including your most problematic uncle, seem to hate them? Emily Mahoney, one of the most dogged and sharp reporters on our staff, explains in shorthand. Don't miss the video on IG.

Read it: Will Florida get huge data centers?

 
 

And another thing!

Primaries are right around the corner. Even if you're a no-party voter, ballots this year are full of races for school board, county commissions, city councils and more. Get ready for Aug. 18 with the Times voter guide, a critical tool for learning about local and state races. Don't leave home without it.

Contact Stephanie Hayes at shayes@tampabay.com. Follow @stephrhayes on Instagram. 

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