Why do I, an egregiously, incandescently bald individual, follow an editorial hairstylist on Instagram? Jokes. Sharp, incisive, hilariously specific jokes is why. In a given post, Clayton Hawkins might walk you through the highlights (read: lowlights) of, say, a 1990 hairstyling magazine (“This lady is furious that her country club now allows redheads to join,” “The Reba McIntire of the Sizzler salad bar”), a 1963 Sears winter catalog (“This lady looks like she smokes cigarettes in the shower”), and — this is where I hit subscribe — a 1993 International Male Catalog (“Dracula does South Beach,” “Overly confident Red Lobster line cook”).
In the board game Citadels, you try to be the first player to build a medieval city with seven districts (trade, religious, military, noble, etc.). Each round, you secretly choose which character to play as, because each one (king, thief, assassin, merchant, warlord, etc.) has a special power that helps them buy and build structures in different districts. Sound confusing? Why not watch these charming British people play a game? Spoiler: The game causes one of these charming British people to have a charmingly British breakdown.
The 1999 live concert album Celia Cruz and Friends: A Night of Salsa features the Queen of Salsa doing what she does best, in a sparkly jumpsuit and great wigs and shoes that seem to defy physics. The titular friends in question: Tito Puente, Johnny Pacheco, La India and Isidro Infante. And look, I know I’ve recommended Celia before, but it has been a week, the kind of week that demands comfort food, especially if said comfort food drives you up off on the couch, shakes you out of your wallow and gets you to dance with your dog/partner/own fool self.
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