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Happy Wednesday, N2K reader! |
This week’s world-famous news haiku competition™ is about how you should totally give all your medical data to a robot. Send me your entry — to haiku at cheddar dot com — by noon ET Thursday, for consideration by your Cheddar peers. |
And now for some news you really N2K… |
Matt Davis — Need2Know Chedditor |
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News You Need2Know |
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What’s the stock market up to, eh?* |
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Counter-intel boss quits over Iran conflict, 'serves no benefit' |
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The administration faces its first major resignation since launching the Iran war, as National Counterterrorism Center director Joe Kent resigned in a scathing public letter. |
Kent, an army veteran who previously advised Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, posted his resignation on X, declaring he "cannot support sending the next generation off to fight and die in a war that serves no benefit to the American people nor justifies the cost of American lives." |
The resignation marks a significant crack within the MAGA movement, which has historically opposed foreign military entanglements. Kent claimed Washington launched the conflict "due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby" — accusations that drew swift backlash. |
President Trump dismissed his former appointee at the White House Tuesday, calling Kent "very weak on security" and adding, "It's a good thing that he's out, because he said that Iran was not a threat — Iran was a threat in every country." |
Critics of the war rallied behind Kent. Former congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene called him "a GREAT AMERICAN HERO" on X. |
Senator Mark Warner, the top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee, offered measured support: "On this point, he is right: there was no credible evidence of an imminent threat from Iran that would justify rushing the United States into another war of choice in the Middle East." |
White House spokesperson Karoline Leavitt called Kent's allegations "both insulting and laughable." |
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Finance bros don't want tech bros to mess with their sacred Bloomberg terminals |
 | Hilarious AI image created by your Chedditor using Google Nano Banana Pro |
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A full-scale social media war has erupted between Wall Street and Silicon Valley — and the battlefield is a $30,000-per-year computer system, reports the Wall Street Journal. |
When tech evangelists recently declared the Bloomberg $BBERG ( 0.0% ) terminal "cooked" after AI startup Perplexity released a new tool promising similar capabilities for just $2,400 annually, finance professionals responded with fury. |
The Bloomberg terminal isn't just software to professional investors — it's a way of life. Some have met spouses on its chat feature. Most spend more time with it than their families. At least one devotee commissioned a wedding cake shaped like it. |
Jason Lemire jumped into the LinkedIn fray with an AI-generated image of churchgoers praying to the terminal, calling suggestions it could be replaced "laughable." |
"It seems quite obvious to me that those propagating that post are either just looking for easy engagement and/or have never worked in a serious financial institution," he wrote. |
Tech advocates pushed back against what they called "pearl clutching." |
"There's a definite naiveté," said Tom Fry, who built trading software at Morgan Stanley $MS ( ▲ 1.37% ) before co-founding AI startup Agentcy. "Everything is disruptible." |
Michael Terry, an investment manager with 30 years of terminal experience, tested the AI alternative using Anthropic's Claude. His verdict? "It was laughable at best, horrific at worst." |
Lemire's message to the tech world was blunt: "There's nothing that you can vibe code in a weekend or even like over the course of a year that's going to come anywhere close." |
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OpenAI to cut back on side projects |
 | Google’s Nano Banana Pro had a fun time when your Chedditor asked it to illustrate this story with a dose of wit and flair. You’ll notice it also suggested OpenAI employs just one woman, and she, too, is mostly obscured by a tech bro…which |
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