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| Kristin Lanham won last week’s world-famous news haiku competition™ with this number about the White House warning staffers away from Polymarket and Kalshi trades on the Iran War. | Staff told: do not bet,
son owns the betting platform,
rules are for others | | | | ~Kristin Lanham |
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| “Thank you! I am honored. I love this competition,” wrote Kristin on Friday. | Here’s your celebratory gif! |  | (Giphy.com) |
| And here’s how y’all voted on the competition: | ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Tale as old as time, Humans incentivize war, E.T. come save us ~Jon Daigle (36)
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