"Five minutes each week that might change your life."
Kurt Vonnegut once told a story about needing an envelope.
His wife told him:
“Just buy a hundred online and keep them in the closet.”
Vonnegut’s response?
“I pretended not to hear her. And went out to get an envelope because I have a hell of a good time in the process. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up.”
Optimization culture wants us to believe life is a machine—you tweak it, hack it, make it run faster.
But you’re not a machine.
You’re a messy, dancing, wonderfully inefficient human who damn well deserves to give the thumbs up to some great looking babies.
That’s what Vonnegut was pointing out: all the things the world tells you are “inefficiencies” are where life actually happens.
People try to optimize every moment because they’re scared of wasting their life.
Ironically, that fear guarantees they’ll never actually live it.
Slow down. Linger. Drift a little.
That’s where the good stuff is.
See you Monday,
Mark
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