A gift from the stork

A gift from the stork

Birthright citizenship, a divided country, and more

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A stork defecates on the White House as it flies over carrying a baby wrapped in a “Birthright Citizenship Ruling”. The baby says, “Nice shot!”

Joe Heller / Copyright 2026 Hellertoon.com

This cartoon is titled “A Divided Country” and depicts the beginning of the Declaration of Independence — ”We the people of the United States” — as a mess of jumbled, unconnected words.

Bob Englehart / Copyright 2026 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.

A woman and a man walk past a theater showing a movie called “IRAN: The Movie”. The woman says, “I hear it’s just another long, drawn-out remake of another old war story.”

Joey Weatherford / Copyright 2026 Tribune Content Agency

A smiling John Roberts uses his gavel to hammer a sign labeled “For Sale to Highest Bidder” in front of a house named “U.S. Elections”. The rich Monopoly Man with top hat and a bag of cash runs in to buy an election.

Mike Luckovich / Copyright 2026 Creators Syndicate

This cartoon depicts a creepy JD Vance speaking to himself. He says, “Watergate would be a 12-hour story now. Young senator, young vice president, media hates me, I’m like Nixon. The deep state took down Nixon and tried to take down Trump.” Donald Trump then appears and says, “He;s wrong, of course. I AM a crook.”

Jack Ohman / Copyright 2026 Tribune Content Agency

This cartoon depicts Section 1 of the 14th Amendment to the Constitution: All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and the state wherein they reside.” Below that, two men from the 1800s are dressed in wigs and read the Constitution. One says, “Do you think this is clear enough?” The other laughs and says, “Of course! What kind of imbeciles do you think we’re dealing with…?”

Rick McKee / Copyright 2026 Cagle Cartoons, Inc.

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