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After lying about elections nonstop for more than a decade, you’ll never guess what Trump did next. Spoiler alert: He lied. As I mentioned yesterday, the plot of his ongoing series, Gov Island, USA, is always the same. So last night’s script was hardly a cliffhanger, though this episode was particularly lackluster. His primetime address, the latest attempt to make Americans mistrust election results, didn’t even feature particularly compelling lies, earning him a lot of headlines like this: In primetime speech, Trump doesn’t provide evidence for illegal voting. And the obsessive focus on an election that happened six years ago is hardly a winning political message heading into the midterms. Trump rehashing old electoral grievances when persuadable voters are hyper-concerned about affordability would be almost as crazy as having a Secretary of Defense ignoring an ongoing war to talk about testing troops for Low-T. As David Frum explains in The Atlantic (Gift Article): Trump Dooms His Own Party. His “message makes psychic sense for Trump. He’s probably going to lose at least one congressional chamber in November, perhaps two, and he desperately needs an explanation as to why it’s not his fault. But the message makes no sense for the Republicans who are actually on the ballot in 2026.”
+ So, you might be wondering, what was the point? Well, this isn’t just one pathetic lunatic embarrassingly spewing more rambling lies about an election he lost. It’s an entire political party lining up behind him, bending the knee, kissing the ass, and selling their souls—along with the soul of democracy. And as the NYT (Gift Article) reminds us, Trump and his conspiracy-peddling accomplices have the Full Weight of Government to Bolster False Their Election Claims. “The president’s ability to bring a whole-of-government approach to shape how Americans view their elections — and potentially who gets to vote — has alarmed public officials and election experts across the country.” The DHS Secretary is already making the rounds, pledging to aggressively pursue voter fraud cases. And the goal here, of course, is not to relitigate 2020. It’s to pre-litigate 2026. It’s not about hindsight. It’s about foreshadowing. Joyce Vance: “What is important is understanding what he’s trying to do: He’s searching for a way to legitimize interference in an election he knows his party is going to lose in November.”
+ Jim Himes, ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee (and a particularly sharp dresser) on what these easily provable lies are really all about. “It’s about setting the stage for Donald Trump to reject the results of the upcoming elections.”
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For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
Lettuce Pray... The fan, it turns out, was only the beginning. The shit has hit everything across several states. Now, “federal health officials have identified lettuce from Mexico served at Taco Bell locations across five U.S. states as a source of the widespread outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora.” The lettuce was sold by Taylor Farms, a firm also “tied to a 2013 cyclosporiasis outbreak linked to salad mix and a 2024 E. coli outbreak tied to onions served at McDonald’s.” This isn’t just about Taco Bell or one megafarm. The exploding story about explosive diarrhea has customers worried, which leaves the CFOs of any restaurant that sells salads shitting in their pants.
+ Bloomberg (Gift Article): Why Do We Need Explosive Diarrhea to Remind Us Public Health Matters?
+ “Donald Trump promised federal cuts under the Elon Musk–led Department of Government Efficiency would ‘drive out the massive waste.’ Indeed, waste is now being expelled on an incredible scale, across the country.” TNR: DOGE Gutted the Office Researching the Explosive Diarrhea Parasite. (Trump and Elon have been spreading shit on social media for years. Now, they’ve jumped over to the terrestrial world.)
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Expanding the Bio Sphere
“My biography is 90 pages long and should be shorter. It combines facts about me that are widely available on the internet, such as where I grew up, with generic insights that could be true of anyone, like a horoscope spread over dozens of pages. ‘You cannot understand Kashmir Hill without understanding her contradictions,’ my biographer wrote, along with an excruciatingly long description of my elaborate coffee-making ritual. (Fact check: My husband does it.)” Kashmir Hill in the NYT (Gift Article): I Got Slopped. “Someone used A.I. to write my biography. Thousands more of those books are polluting Amazon. Who is behind all this drivel?”
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Weekend Whats
What to Watch: Michael Fassbender, Jeffrey Wright, Jodie Turner-Smith, and Richard Gere lead a top-notch cast in a couple seasons of the CIA thriller, The Agency on Paramount Plus. The plot can sometimes be a little too complicated. But just ignore those moments. Season one is good, season two is better.
+ What to Movie: You can now see what all the fuss was about when it comes to the (not that scary) hit movie, Obsession, from your own couch. It’s available to rent on AppleTV and other platforms. The only thing worse than unrequited love is overly requited love.
+ What to Contextualize: A Philosopher’s One-Word Theory to Explain Why the World Feels So Weird. Derek Thompson talks to Agnes Callard about her Uni-context theory. You can read the interview above or watch it here.
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Extra, Extra
Cease Has Desisted: “The US hit bridges, energy facilities and a key Iranian port on Friday, expanding its aerial campaign against Iran.” And, an Iranian strike damaged a Kuwait desalination plant.
+ Gentlemen, Start Your Lettuce: “Andy Burnham was officially declared leader of Britain’s governing Labour Party on Friday, promising to bring hope to the British people and purpose to the floundering government as he cleared his final hurdle to take office as prime minister next week.” And then, the clock will be running.
+ Thin ICE: “The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood and never should have been given a badge and gun to patrol American streets, several of his close relatives told The Associated Press.”
+ Pushing All Chips on the Table: “Data centers and the other infrastructure for A.I. involve staggering sums of money. These cascades of A.I.-driven cash have enriched diverse segments of the stock market, from semiconductor makers to engineering companies to utilities to energy producers. A.I. money is bolstering the entire U.S. economy, contributing perhaps 1.1 percent to the nation’s economic growth, JPMorgan Asset Management estimates. But where’s that money coming from?” Hint: Loans. NYT (Gift Article): A.I. Is Running on Borrowed Money.
+ Social Lubrication: