Few sentences have caught our attention quite like: “What if Romy and Michele were stoners? And telepathic?” Enter The Wrong Girls, starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat as aimless, codependent roommates who accidentally end up with a briefcase containing a glowing mystery drug. Of course, they take it immediately, and discover they now have psychic powers — including the ability to understand their cats (voiced by Kumail Nanjiani and Seth Rogen, naturally). Goals, right? Not quite, since that briefcase was never meant for them, and it drags the pair into a high-stakes criminal conspiracy. LaKeith Stanfield, Tony Hale, and Kate McKinnon round out what is a dream blunt rotation of a cast — sorry, movie.

If you’re also a Summer Forever™ person, run — don’t walk — to Trader Joe’s to stockpile the $4 home obsession that’s finally back on shelves. It’ll have you convinced it’s still July, no matter what the calendar says.

Slept on the season’s breakout pattern? Good news: It’ll be just as big for fall — and it somehow works for both the preppy minimalists and the funky maximalists among us.

Pharbs, we made it. After six long years, Phoebe Bridgers is back with her third solo album, Lost Weekend, and we already know where it’ll land on our Spotify Wrapped (the top). On “her longest and most daring record yet,” Boygenius’s head boy covers loss (it’s dedicated to her late dad), love (we’ve got a solid guess who “Bobby” is), and what’s seemingly her breakup with a certain actor (these lyrics are sure to send your group chat into a spiral). And while the best place to experience it was undoubtedly at one of these out-of-this-world venues, we’ll be listening in our beds, in the dark, tissue box in hand. Don’t text.

Believe us when we say we’ve got nothing against Costco pizza. But this simple, four-ingredient hack makes it (or any takeout ’za) taste like a $30 pie.