Welcome Back to Windscribe's School for Wayward Children!
We still remember our 4th year of Grade 7: taping laser pointers to our heads, pretending to be the Terminator, and inadvertently blinding our Geography teacher in one eye. We called him Cyclops for the rest of the year. Sure, he developed a drinking problem, but at least it wasn't a drug problem!
Times have changed. These days kids have classes like Theoretical Gymnastics and Guessing Genders Without Getting Cancelled, and the distractions they face are far more dangerous than the temptation to accidentally blind a 56-year-old teacher. Ads, porn, social media... they're all competing to ruin your grades and/or your life.
Back to School Deal: We Expelled Our Regular Price
For only $39/year, Windscribe will help you block all the distractions you can think of! We can also unblock restrictions on your school network if you want to access all of the things the smart kids want to block! Choose your destiny wisely!
Homework's optional. Privacy isn't. Now get back to class, these teachers aren't going to regret their career choices without your help!
Stay sharp out there!
Love, always,
Team Windscribe
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